TITLE: Good Dog
AUTHOR: stellar_dust
EMAIL: stellar_dust_x@yahoo.com
WEBSITE: http://katycat.net/xfiles/
ARCHIVE/FEEDBACK: Yep!
SPOILERS: Irresistible, Clyde Bruckman's Final 
Repose, Quagmire, Orison
RATING: Hmm. R?
WORD COUNT: 158
SUMMARY: Who's a good puppy?
CHALLENGE: AU
DISCLAIMER: Nope, not mine. I want a puppy, 
though. *sniff*
DATE: 08/08/2004


Scully whipped around, one hand on the hem of 
her blouse. She'd never known Queequeg to growl 
so /viciously/!

Nervous, she flipped the safety off her gun and 
inched down the hall. As she left the bedroom, 
she noticed her alarm clock once again read 
"6:66." /Please, no, not again .../

After one last, deep breath, Scully turned the 
corner quickly, feet spread, gun steady. 
"Freeze! Federal agent! Put your hands ..."

She lowered the gun.

Queequeg, her little ball of sweet orange 
fluff, was happily munching on Donnie Pfaster's 
small intestine. There were several chunks out 
of his throat, in Pomeranian-sized mouthfuls.

Scully grinned. She picked up the phone and 
went to Queequeg's side. As she dialed the 
police, she ruffled the fur around his neck. He 
wagged his tail and grinned bloodily up at her.

"Good boy, Queequeg. Who's a good puppy? Yes 
you are, yes you are, sweetie! Come on, let's 
leave the evidence alone now, honey ..."