TITLE: My Weakness
AUTHOR: stellar_dust
EMAIL: stellar_dust_x@yahoo.com
WEBSITE: http://katycat.net/xfiles
ARCHIVE/FEEDBACK: Yep.  (:
RATING: PG
KEYWORDS: humor, angst
WORD COUNT: 119
CHALLENGE: Temptation
DISCLAIMER/SUMMARY: This a work of fiction. Any 
resemblance to actual persons or events, 
living or dead, is purely coincidental. 
See full disclaimer at end.
DATE: 05/14/2004


I desperately want to read X-Files 
fanfic.

But I have a twenty-page paper due at 
11:00 tomorrow.

*sigh*

(fifteen minutes later)

GUH, this shite is boring. I'll just .. 
I'll just check lj. That'll be quick.

...

OMFG! SOMEBODY JUST REC'ED A FOUR-PART 
MSR POST-COL WILLFIC!! THAT I HAVEN'T 
READ YET!!!!

Breathe! Just breathe. It'll still be 
there when you finish. Back to the paper. 
All right. I'm shutting down my browser. 
Here's Word. Okay, "Introduction: .."

(two minutes later)

I'll just read the header. Maybe it'll 
suck. Only the header, though.

...

See? That was easy. Now, finish the 
sentence you stopped in the middle of .. 
where was I again?

(thirty seconds later)

Screw this. I'll retake the class next 
semester.




Full disclaimer: The title of this 
drabble is a reference to the Moby song 
heard in the episode "Closure," and is in 
no way intended as commentary on any 
vices, real or imagined, of the author, 
or any other individuals who may or may 
not exist. The band Moby has not received 
any royalty payments for use of their 
title in this fic. Opinions expressed 
herein are not necessarily those of the 
author. The Microsoft corporation has not 
endorsed this fic, nor does the author 
expect any monetary compensation for use 
of the trademarked brand name "Word."

Author's note: I wish to make it known 
that despite the best efforts of 
xf_ficrecs, I did successfully complete 
my independent study final report on time 
this week. On the other hand, I just 
crawled out of a warm bed at 2:30 AM when 
I have an exam at 8 tomorrow morning to 
post this. *eyebrow*

Disclaimer to Author's note: The author 
of this author's note is in no way 
affiliated with the owner(s) of the 
xf_ficrecs community, and is not 
receiving any compensation, monetary or 
otherwise, for his(her) incidental 
advertisement for that community, though 
(s)he may be tempted to request such if 
this goes on much longer.

Final author's note: I apologize 
profusely for writing and posting a fic 
that does not only include zero (count 
'em) actual X-Files characters, but also 
includes author's notes longer than the 
fic.

Final disclaimer: a møøse once bit my 
sister ...


.. Sorry. I'll go to bed now.